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2010-03-07

On the PlayStation 3

Doyle (reading the title screen): That says, “The Penguin and the Meercat”.

Daddy: No Doyle, that's just your name for this game. Its real name is “Little Big Planet”.

Doyle: No, it's “The Penguin and the Meercat”!


2010-02-18

Inanimate objects have feelings too

Doyle (after running into a chair): I hurt my pants.


2010-02-08

Doyle the artist


2010-02-02

Doyle the photographer


2010-01-29

The boy knows what he likes

Doyle (pointing to a friend's laptop): That's a funny computer.
Mummy: Is it? Is that because it's got Windows?
Doyle (nodding): Yep!


2010-01-26

Moments from the first day of potty training

Doyle (looking at his penis): It has a nose, Mummy!
Mummy: Does it look like an elephant's trunk?
Doyle: Yes!

Doyle (later): My penis is like an elephant!

Doyle (after sitting briefly on the potty and getting up again): I'm so proud of you, Mum.


2010-01-25

He's a Malcolm all right

Doyle: Daddy, I need a favour.
Daddy: What sort of favour?
Doyle: A chocolate favour!


2010-01-22

On where to go to the bathroom

Doyle: Poo in a tree! Poo in pink milk!
(Later, after Mummy asked if he would drink it)
Doyle: Pink milk and poo, and then drink it!


2010-01-19

Dinner time

Daddy (trying to get Doyle to eat his food): Just have two more bites, and then you can play the painting game.

Doyle: One more bite.

Daddy: OK then, one more bite.

Doyle (after taking another bite and deciding he likes it after all): Four more bites!

- posted by kaye - 20/1/2010 22:23:14
A wise boy!

2010-01-18

A child of the computer age

Doyle: I was born to go to the computer. (We couldn't make this stuff up!)

- posted by kaye - 20/1/2010 22:17:01
Like father and mother, like son!

2010-01-09

Doyle on paper

Doyle: The paper's blank, like on Doctor Who! (Referring, we presume, to the Doctor's psychic paper.)


2009-12-03

Doyle on cupcakes

Doyle: Cupcake?
Daddy: Have we got any cupcakes, Mummy?
Mummy: No, we haven't got any cupcakes, Doyle
Doyle (running to the front door): How about the shops?
Mummy: The shops aren't open yet.
Doyle: Open the door! And the gate!


2009-12-01

Self-portrait

Here is a self-portrait that I took with Daddy's iPhone.

- posted by Cara - 1/12/2009 16:26:42
I love baby Lukey. Doyle is my friend.

2009-11-28

Changing Doyle's nappy

Mummy: Who do you want to change your nappy, Mummy or Daddy?
Doyle: No.
Mummy: Say Mummy or Daddy.
Doyle: Mummy or Daddy.
Mummy: No, say one or the other.
Doyle: One or the other.

Changing nappy - posted by kaye - 2/12/2009 02:56:10
Clever!

2009-11-25

Putting Doyle to bed

Daddy (in darkened kitchen trying to get Doyle to bed): What are you doing, Doyle?
Doyle (with fridge open): I'm picking up my eggs.
Daddy (thinking): No good can come of this.


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