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2010-08-23

Doyle's Sandwich

Ingredients:

2 slices wholemeal bread
1 slice processed cheddar cheese
1 slice chicken polony
Hundreds and thousands
Margarine

Method:

  1. Assemble cheese and polony sandwich.
  2. Spread margarine on top slice of bread.
  3. Sprinkle hundreds and thousands.
  4. Cut into squares to serve.

2010-08-14

Dreaming of a White Christmas

Doyle (in Malaysia, where it never falls below 20 degrees): I think it's time for the outside to get snowy.


Playing music at Sarawak Cultural Village


This video was filmed during our trip to Kuching in February 2010.


2010-07-08

Train Game

We don't think Doyle was talking about a software fault when he said, “My train game keeps crashing.”


2010-06-27

Playing Final Fantasy XIII

Doyle: Vanille has boobies!


2010-06-17

Toilet humour

Doyle: Pooh-ah! Pooh-ah! Pooh-ah!
Mummy: Where did you get that from, Doyle?
Doyle: I got it from when I was doing poo in my underpants.

- posted by Kaye Malcolm - 23/6/2010 16:26:39
That was a fitting accompaniment then!

2010-05-15

Doyle's job

Doyle: Elvie has to clean things.
Daddy: Yes, that's her job. Do you have a job?
Doyle: Yes.
Daddy: What's your job?
Doyle: Playing.

- posted by kaye - 18/5/2010 15:24:30
Doyle, I think you're so good at your job! Can I come & help you with your job in August?

2010-05-03

Nude

Doyle (pointing at nude art photograph): That's my favourite picture.
Mummy: Would you like to have it on your wall?
Doyle: Yes.
Mummy: Maybe when you're older.
Doyle: But I can, I'm three years old!


Teaching Mummy about food

Mummy: Would you like some cookies?
Doyle: Cookies are junk food.
Mummy: Oh. Would you like some nutritious food then?
Doyle: Mm-hmm!
Mummy: What would you like for nutritious food? Pasta?
Doyle: Yes!


2010-04-27

Doyle loves his pizza

Upon looking at some Domino's pizza coupons, Doyle had some ideas:
Doyle: Should I have two pizzas or one pizza?
Doyle: What should I have? Strawberry pizza, apple pizza, or chilli pizza?
Doyle: I think one pizza is enough.


2010-04-17

The best milk

Doyle: I want milk
Mummy: What kind of milk?
Doyle: My favourite kind!
Mummy: What's your favourite kind?
Doyle: Pink milk. That's because pink is my favourite colour.


Cupcakes are good food

Mummy: Do you think cupcakes are good food or junk food?
Doyle: Good food.
Mummy: It's not, it's junk food.
Doyle: No it's not, it's good food.
Mummy: Why do you think that?
Doyle: That's because I want another cupcake.


2010-04-13

Medicine

Doyle: What are you doing, Daddy?
Daddy: I'm putting medicine on my foot.
Doyle: What's medicine?
Daddy: We take medicine when we are sick or sore. It helps us get better.
Doyle: Are you better now?
Daddy: Not quite yet.
Doyle (two seconds later): Are you better now?
Daddy: No.


2010-04-04

A few of Doyle's recent one-liners

  • [Explaining why he can't eat his lunch] It's in a circle, so that's why I can't eat it.
  • I don't want to eat proper food, I want to eat junk food.
  • My nappy belongs to my bottom.

2010-03-07

On the PlayStation 3

Doyle (reading the title screen): That says, “The Penguin and the Meercat”.

Daddy: No Doyle, that's just your name for this game. Its real name is “Little Big Planet”.

Doyle: No, it's “The Penguin and the Meercat”!


2010-02-18

Inanimate objects have feelings too

Doyle (after running into a chair): I hurt my pants.


2010-02-09

Doyle the artist


2010-02-02

Doyle the photographer


2010-01-29

The boy knows what he likes

Doyle (pointing to a friend's laptop): That's a funny computer.
Mummy: Is it? Is that because it's got Windows?
Doyle (nodding): Yep!


2010-01-26

Moments from the first day of potty training

Doyle (looking at his penis): It has a nose, Mummy!
Mummy: Does it look like an elephant's trunk?
Doyle: Yes!

Doyle (later): My penis is like an elephant!

Doyle (after sitting briefly on the potty and getting up again): I'm so proud of you, Mum.


2010-01-25

He's a Malcolm all right

Doyle: Daddy, I need a favour.
Daddy: What sort of favour?
Doyle: A chocolate favour!


2010-01-22

On where to go to the bathroom

Doyle: Poo in a tree! Poo in pink milk!
(Later, after Mummy asked if he would drink it)
Doyle: Pink milk and poo, and then drink it!


2010-01-19

Dinner time

Daddy (trying to get Doyle to eat his food): Just have two more bites, and then you can play the painting game.

Doyle: One more bite.

Daddy: OK then, one more bite.

Doyle (after taking another bite and deciding he likes it after all): Four more bites!

- posted by kaye - 20/1/2010 22:23:14
A wise boy!

2010-01-18

A child of the computer age

Doyle: I was born to go to the computer. (We couldn't make this stuff up!)

- posted by kaye - 20/1/2010 22:17:01
Like father and mother, like son!

2010-01-09

Doyle on paper

Doyle: The paper's blank, like on Doctor Who! (Referring, we presume, to the Doctor's psychic paper.)


2009-12-03

Doyle on cupcakes

Doyle: Cupcake?
Daddy: Have we got any cupcakes, Mummy?
Mummy: No, we haven't got any cupcakes, Doyle
Doyle (running to the front door): How about the shops?
Mummy: The shops aren't open yet.
Doyle: Open the door! And the gate!


2009-12-01

Self-portrait

Here is a self-portrait that I took with Daddy's iPhone.

- posted by Cara - 1/12/2009 16:26:42
I love baby Lukey. Doyle is my friend.

2009-11-28

Changing Doyle's nappy

Mummy: Who do you want to change your nappy, Mummy or Daddy?
Doyle: No.
Mummy: Say Mummy or Daddy.
Doyle: Mummy or Daddy.
Mummy: No, say one or the other.
Doyle: One or the other.

Changing nappy - posted by kaye - 2/12/2009 02:56:10
Clever!

2009-11-25

Putting Doyle to bed

Daddy (in darkened kitchen trying to get Doyle to bed): What are you doing, Doyle?
Doyle (with fridge open): I'm picking up my eggs.
Daddy (thinking): No good can come of this.


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