2009-11-28

Changing Doyle's nappy

Mummy: Who do you want to change your nappy, Mummy or Daddy?
Doyle: No.
Mummy: Say Mummy or Daddy.
Doyle: Mummy or Daddy.
Mummy: No, say one or the other.
Doyle: One or the other.

Changing nappy - posted by kaye - 2/12/2009 02:56:10
Clever!

2009-11-25

Putting Doyle to bed

Daddy (in darkened kitchen trying to get Doyle to bed): What are you doing, Doyle?
Doyle (with fridge open): I'm picking up my eggs.
Daddy (thinking): No good can come of this.