The boy knows what he likes
Doyle (pointing to a friend's laptop): That's a funny computer.
Mummy: Is it? Is that because it's got Windows?
Doyle (nodding): Yep!
2010-01-29
2010-01-26
Moments from the first day of potty training
Doyle (looking at his penis): It has a nose, Mummy!
Mummy: Does it look like an elephant's trunk?
Doyle: Yes!
Doyle (later): My penis is like an elephant!
Doyle (after sitting briefly on the potty and getting up again): I'm so proud of you, Mum.
2010-01-25
He's a Malcolm all right
Doyle: Daddy, I need a favour.
Daddy: What sort of favour?
Doyle: A chocolate favour!
2010-01-22
On where to go to the bathroom
Doyle: Poo in a tree! Poo in pink milk!
(Later, after Mummy asked if he would drink it)
Doyle: Pink milk and poo, and then drink it!
2010-01-19
Dinner time
Daddy (trying to get Doyle to eat his food): Just have two more bites, and then you can play the painting game.
Doyle: One more bite.
Daddy: OK then, one more bite.
Doyle (after taking another bite and deciding he likes it after all): Four more bites!
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A wise boy!
A wise boy!
2010-01-18
A child of the computer age
Doyle: I was born to go to the computer. (We couldn't make this stuff up!)
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Like father and mother, like son!
Like father and mother, like son!
2010-01-09
Doyle on paper
Doyle: The paper's blank, like on Doctor Who! (Referring, we presume, to the Doctor's psychic paper.)