2010-12-24

On gender

Doyle: Daddy's a male.
Mummy: Yes.
Doyle: And you're an e-male.
Mummy: Do you mean female?
Doyle: No, ladies are e-mails, not females!

- posted by Frank Corless - 18/4/2011 17:39:59
A future comedian in the making.

2010-12-21

Alligator

Daddy (leaving): See you later, alligator!
Doyle: There is no people called Alligator.
Daddy: Oh, I'm sorry. I was obviously mistaken.


2010-12-19

Dirty feet

Daddy: We need to wash your feet, they're very dirty.
Mummy: They're filthy.
Doyle: They're not filthy. They're just colourful.


2010-12-05

No such thing as a dumb question

[While being shown a solar system simulation including the Earth and Sun]: Does the Sun have countries?