2011-04-30
Doyle (to Mummy): Do you want to be alone? I never want to be alone.
Daddy: When you move out, are you going to get a girlfriend? Or are you going to get married?
Doyle: Mummy and Daddy are going to get married.
Mummy: Mummy and Daddy are already married.
Doyle: (squeals) Are you a princess?
Mummy (laughing): Princesses aren't the only people who can get married.
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2011-04-22
Doyle (rejecting his last chicken nugget): I don't like this.
Daddy: Why not?
Doyle: I don't like eating, I only like watching TV shows with fighting.
Daddy: Daddy doesn't like shows with fighting. He doesn't think it's nice.
Doyle: We have to stop watching shows that haven't got fighting.
2011-04-14
Doyle: What the heck is in here?
Mummy: Doyle, don't say “heck”. It's not appropriate language.
Doyle: Can I say “What the ham?”
Mummy: Yes, you can say “What the ham.”
Doyle: What the ham is in here? … What the ham am I doing? …
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2011-04-09
We were shopping for shoes for Doyle. As he was trying them on, the sales clerk asked him, “What country are you from?” She seemed a bit bemused when he insisted, “Malaysia”.
2011-04-04
Doyle: I want Mummy to give me some more sausage.
Daddy: Mummy can't, she's in the bedroom feeding Leo. But Daddy can give you some more sausage.
Doyle: No, I want Mummy to give it to me.
(Daddy disappears for a while.)
Mummy: OK, I made some more sausage appear on your plate by magic.
(Doyle goes into the living room to check.)
Doyle: You did!
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