2011-07-23
Doyle: I don't want you to eat salad. Salad is junk food.
Daddy: No, salad is the opposite of junk food.
Doyle: No, cookies are the opposite of junk food.
Daddy: Actually, cookies are the epitome of junk food.
Doyle: Cookies aren't the enemy of junk food, salad is the enemy of junk food.
Mummy: Yes, salad is the enemy of junk food.
2011-07-20
While driving in the city…
Daddy: I spy with my little eye something beginning with H.
Doyle: Is it a horse eating hay?
Daddy: No.
Doyle: Is it just a horse?
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Doyle: I don't want to go, I want to stay at home.
Daddy: You can only stay home by yourself when you're a teenager.
Doyle: I can stay home when I'm a four-ager.
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2011-07-09
Doyle: Have you ever seen a talking carrot in a tummy?
Daddy: No, we've never seen anything like that before.
Doyle: Courage has.
Daddy: Has he? Whose tummy did he go inside?
Doyle: His mummy's!
(A short time later)
Doyle: Have you ever seen a talking banana?
Mummy: No.
Doyle: It was in Garfield's world!
