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2012-01-24

Tigers

Doyle: Do tigers know whether we have bones?
Daddy: I don't know.
Doyle: Do they?
Daddy: Um, yes probably they know that we have bones.
Doyle: How do they know?
Daddy: Um, I guess their mummies and daddies told them.
Doyle: But they can only say “roar”.
Daddy: Um, then I guess they probably don't know whether we have bones.

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Tigers - posted by Kaye - 24/1/2012 20:45:25
One way they could know is that when they attack us and start to eat us they would come across our crunchy bones!

2012-01-07

How many hotels does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doyle: Why is that light off?
Daddy: Because it's broken.
Doyle: How can we fix it?
Daddy: It's not our job to fix it, it's the hotel's job to fix it.
Doyle: How can the hotel fix it by itself?
Daddy: I mean, it's the job of the people at the hotel to fix it.

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